My feisty 78 year old grandmother is in love with Wilson James Dinwiddie. She met him on Facebook. He’s stationed in Afghanistan. He’s coming home from the Army in two weeks. He says 13 of his buddies got blown up and he’s really scared. He sends her lots of pictures of himself as a big, well to do, buff guy. They’re going to buy a house when he gets home. There’s also a picture of him with a big stack of hundred dollar bills. He says he won the lottery. He wants grandma to be the beneficiary of the funds. To that end he’s signed a Funds Approval Clearance Certificate from the United States Funds Release Act, The Dept of the Treasury. He also goes by Jeffrey Burt. She asked me to take a picture of a receipt, so he can take $250 out of her bank account. Over the last year I’m sure she’s given him $1000 using her debit card. I helped her debit $250 one time because she asked me to take a screenshot of the phone. The certificate is worth $500,000 so he wants $8000 for taxes. I just caught on to this romance within the last couple of weeks. She’s retired from GM.